On Becoming a Hermit in a Cave
  I can't grow the beard, either.   I haven't posted in a while. I'm not going to get into why, because those who know me already know. Today I'm looking at the advantages and disadvantages of becoming a hermit.   Advantages:  1. I wouldn't have to see what's going to happen next.  2. I wouldn't have to listen to the inevitable blaming that is sure to arise.  3. I would get lots of writing done.   Disadvantages  1. Caves are kind of cold and damp.  2. I would miss football, baseball, and a few really nice people.  3. Wi-fi might be spotty, so it would be hard to reach editors, readers, and fans.   I guess this means I'm staying where I am. I'll just make my office into a Maggie-cave...and try to stay off Facebook.